Friday, January 27, 2012

Confession Friday 1-27!

Because my children have no time for "taking turns...."

Hop aboard the double-decker cycle!

I confess that I FINALLY found a pair of shoes to fit Gracie's chubby feet...and they're water shoes. But I don't care - I nearly cried when they went on. Those things might as well have been glass slippers for the celebration they caused!

I confess that I am the biggest baby when it comes to frying food. All I have to say is, I'm glad my life is not a reality TV show, because I would look a fool with my arm wrapped up in dishtowels while I stand three feet from the stovetop trying to flip stuff. I have a fear of being grease-popped to death.

I confess that I have so many Facebook friends vacationing in Florida this week, and I have just two words for all of them: You. Stink. :) Love you; but you stink.

I confess that we had a big tax scare this week. (Raise your hand if you work out of state!) Luckily the crises was averted, but for about thirty minutes we thought we were going to have to sell one of the kids to the government.

I confess the photo wall that I put up two weeks ago still does not have a single family member's picture in the frames. I'm thinking about giving the lady in the stock photos a name and making her a relative. Then when people come over I can say, "Oh yeah, that's cousin JoAnn. We obviously like her. A lot."

Remember this picture from eons ago?

Look who I caught following in her sister's footsteps....

What is it about the dryer?? Haha.

I confess that if Mattel made a doll of me, when you pulled my string I would say, "You have got to be kidding me!" "You're driving me insane," and "GRACIE! Get out of the toilet!" All expressions I have used entirely too much this week.

I confess that I ordered some kitchen curtains that are on their way, and I'm nerdily excited about it! Except that I just received word that the ROD that I purchased to hang them on is backordered for a month. Seriously? Way to steal my joy.

I confess that I'm going to look like a walking grandma couch this spring, because I am in love with all of the floral prints in fashion this year. Slap on a gardenia and call me Ethel!

I confess that I already know the theme of Evelyn's 3rd birthday party even though I swore I wasn't going to go overboard this year. I'm not. I'm still not...but, not.

I confess that I ate an entire pan of brownies practically by myself in 24 hours. When Eric diets I have to pig out for the both of us. :)

I confess that I just watched Gracie waste a dozen baby wipes, because she pretended to blow her nose as she pulled out each one, and it was super cute. But I think it's time to intervene.

Back to the mommy grind!
Have a swell weekend, dolls and daddy-o's. 
Dontcha go getting zozzled.


Heather said...

I confess I wish I had your metabolism. Just thinking about eating brownies made 3 lbs magically appear on my love handles.

Jackie said...

Totally agree with Heather!

Love the dryer pictures...Loreil does the same thing...she could spend hours in there!

Ashley Mitchell said...

About the brownies, Seriously....when I read that I thought the same thing as Heather.

Adrien said...

Haha, I'm only getting away with it because I'm breastfeeding. I eat, and Gracie takes it all away. :) I'm going to be in big trouble when I stop!

Ashley N. said...

So, I'm going to look like a granny too! Digging the florals this spring!

Adrien said...

Yay, Ashley! Glad I'm not alone. :D


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