Friday, June 29, 2012

Confession Friday 6-29!

I confess that HOLY MOLY we slept in. Ah...there are many horrible things I could say about the heat, but the fact that it knocks my kids out is not one of them.

I confess that I was handcuffed yesterday. By my littlest brother. With legit handcuffs...which I didn't realize until he clicked them shut and said, "Uh...I think my big brother has a key...." My mom eventually rescued me. :)

I confess that a big black spider JUST FELL OUT OF MY SHIRT!!! I am not lying - ahhhhh!!!! What the heck?? My shirt! How the heck did a spider get down my shirt?? Okay, excuse me while I regroup from being thoroughly freaked out....

Ahem...I'm back. But I am not sitting where I was before. *Shiver.* That little monster is loose in here somewhere....

I confess that we put Grace's hair in piggy tails for the first time ever yesterday and she was too-die-for cute, if I do say so myself. Unfortunately, the only pictures I got of her were while I was chasing her little behind through Walmart.

Homegirl will NOT sit in a cart.

I confess that we only went to Walmart because we had nothing better to do. Who wants to take a walk in a sauna? Not me. You know we're getting desperate when we go to Walmart for fun.

I confess that it is going to absolutely kill me to stay quiet this election year. Kill me. Our country is so jacked up right now. And that's ALL I'm going to say about THAT.

I confess that I caught a glimpse of myself in a full length mirror for the first time in a month yesterday (because ours was shattered.) I was horrified by what I saw. Haha. I think my rear end and thighs need their own address. Little Reagan, mama is going to have a lot of work to do when you're done baking!

I confess that I'm still heebing out over that stupid spider. And yes, I make up words when I feel like it.

I confess that my parent's dog thinks he is a human being. This was hilarious at first:

...until he almost drowned. TWICE. Teddy, you can't swim, bro! Now we have to watch this little booger like a hawk any time we go outside. 

I confess that Evelyn has learned to open the refrigerator door...ARGH! I can't keep her out of it. "I just want to looook...." she says. To which I always reply, "We cannot stand here and let all of the cold air out." And what does my smarty pants think about that? "Well, I like cold air, too!"

I confess that the Fourth of July is right around the corner, and I do NOT like at-home fireworks. I just don't. They freak me out. Give me a nice light show from far far away and I'll be a happy camper. 

I confess that I am so ready to pack my bags and get out of here it isn't even funny! I won't be back until next Thursday, so here's wishing everyone a happy and safe holiday! 

Have a great weekend!! I'm hoping our trip goes off without a hitch and Eric and I can enjoy a few kid-free days (without missing the kids too much! Haha.)


The Independent Spinster said...

I hope you have such a good trip!! Enjoy your time off and RELAX!

Ashley Mitchell said...

Enjoy your trip!!


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